1 00:00:21,159 --> 00:00:23,159 I wish you good health, cops! 2 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,731 Come on, come on, everyone here! 3 00:00:26,756 --> 00:00:28,581 Melpomene came to visit! 4 00:00:28,606 --> 00:00:30,476 Everyone and everyone to the premiere. 5 00:00:30,501 --> 00:00:33,995 Tomorrow at seven o'clock in the evening I demand that you come to our temple of art! 6 00:00:34,020 --> 00:00:36,245 Invitations for two persons, be sure to be. 7 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,240 And so that flowers... 8 00:00:37,265 --> 00:00:38,000 no, bouquets... 9 00:00:38,031 --> 00:00:39,662 no, luxurious... 10 00:00:39,688 --> 00:00:41,688 After all, there is only one theater in the city. 11 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:51,293 Right now. 12 00:00:51,586 --> 00:00:53,547 Nastya, I asked you to work with me... 13 00:00:53,578 --> 00:00:57,608 Andrey, I’ve been waiting for so many years now, that you will come and stay. 14 00:00:58,946 --> 00:01:04,236 I do everything from my side, I cook, I don’t ask anything, I’m just smart. 15 00:01:04,261 --> 00:01:08,688 What do you need? I'm not ugly Quite a sane character. Breast. 16 00:01:09,693 --> 00:01:11,915 Or do you need to 17 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:13,940 Did I walk around the apartment naked? 18 00:01:16,273 --> 00:01:17,919 I'm ready for this too. 19 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:19,152 What is this? 20 00:01:19,177 --> 00:01:21,600 I thought maybe you 21 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:22,991 not enough orgies? 22 00:01:25,180 --> 00:01:28,157 Andrey, well, you’re nothing. you say. How should I know? 23 00:01:28,182 --> 00:01:29,842 What orgies? 24 00:01:29,867 --> 00:01:34,823 Andrey, you call me, you say, that you will come to spend the night with me, 25 00:01:34,874 --> 00:01:37,362 you come, eat and don’t spend the night. 26 00:01:37,707 --> 00:01:38,994 I've already changed my mind, but in my head: 27 00:01:39,019 --> 00:01:40,681 - orgies, orgies... - Quiet! 28 00:01:40,706 --> 00:01:43,800 You are generally a sane person, Nastya? How about orgies?! 29 00:01:43,825 --> 00:01:46,173 - Whichever ones you want... - Take it away, take it away 30 00:01:46,204 --> 00:01:47,920 this rubbish! What if will your son see? 31 00:01:47,945 --> 00:01:49,723 Do you even think with your head? 32 00:02:13,059 --> 00:02:16,240 ...and so that the uniform is ceremonial, officer's You are officers, right? 33 00:02:16,265 --> 00:02:18,549 Do you understand? There will be a mayor, there will be a press! 34 00:02:18,574 --> 00:02:20,278 Will you order me to drive up in a carriage? 35 00:02:20,303 --> 00:02:21,778 My son! 36 00:02:21,803 --> 00:02:23,800 You turned my eyes inside my soul, 37 00:02:23,825 --> 00:02:26,684 and I saw her in such bloody, 38 00:02:26,709 --> 00:02:29,375 in such deadly ulcers 39 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,322 - there is no salvation! 40 00:02:31,347 --> 00:02:33,540 I left the invitations, 41 00:02:33,565 --> 00:02:34,370 go away. 42 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:38,030 And what about you cops? so afraid. You are so... 43 00:02:38,055 --> 00:02:39,530 - Sweethearts. - Mom. 44 00:02:39,555 --> 00:02:41,402 May everyone be there tomorrow! 45 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:46,711 Otherwise, I'll call you anonymously and let you know, that there is a bomb in one of the pigsties. 46 00:02:46,736 --> 00:02:52,133 You'll be digging through shit for two days, until you find the explosives! 47 00:02:52,158 --> 00:02:53,309 Adyo, cops! 48 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,294 Straighten up! 49 00:02:56,319 --> 00:02:58,319 I'm proud of you, son! 50 00:03:02,325 --> 00:03:03,524 God gave a parent... 51 00:03:03,549 --> 00:03:06,519 Andrey Maratovich! We have there real crime. 52 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,914 Here, citizen Shpenkov. 53 00:03:13,786 --> 00:03:14,694 Yeah. 54 00:03:16,466 --> 00:03:18,200 I talked to my mom 55 00:03:18,225 --> 00:03:21,080 and now I appreciate my service 56 00:03:21,105 --> 00:03:23,770 five hundred thousand rubles. 57 00:03:24,279 --> 00:03:25,914 Who is this? What does he sell? 58 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,361 Murder. 59 00:03:27,386 --> 00:03:28,574 Custom. 60 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:30,222 Resonant. 61 00:03:30,247 --> 00:03:32,247 But first the money. 62 00:03:32,272 --> 00:03:34,272 Our people, of course, modest, but awesome. 63 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,209 Andrey Maratovich, this is a new law 64 00:03:36,234 --> 00:03:38,160 about remuneration informants in the case. 65 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:38,920 Here you are. 66 00:03:38,945 --> 00:03:41,492 They have completely lost their fear with this law. 67 00:03:41,517 --> 00:03:44,238 He doesn't give any information. until we pay. 68 00:03:44,263 --> 00:03:47,157 Refers to negative experience of previous generations. 69 00:03:47,182 --> 00:03:49,369 You cops have no faith! 70 00:03:50,413 --> 00:03:52,682 No, no... Well, there's a lot of respect, 71 00:03:52,707 --> 00:03:54,834 - but faith... - Come on, tell me. 72 00:03:56,086 --> 00:03:58,334 What kind of murder, who ordered it? 73 00:03:58,359 --> 00:03:59,751 I won't tell. 74 00:03:59,776 --> 00:04:01,888 I’m telling you, money first. 75 00:04:01,913 --> 00:04:03,141 I assure you, well... 76 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:05,089 How do we know 77 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:07,920 what to pay for? Maybe, what kind of nonsense are you talking about there now? 78 00:04:07,945 --> 00:04:09,442 about the Masons you'll start telling. 79 00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:12,885 So that's it. When will this man be killed? 80 00:04:12,909 --> 00:04:15,880 and the whole public will know that you didn't lift a finger, 81 00:04:15,905 --> 00:04:18,833 to prevent this crime. 82 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:22,354 This will be a blow to all organs, for each of you personally, personally. 83 00:04:22,379 --> 00:04:24,907 OK. How much do you need? Is five-hat enough? 84 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,304 I told you 85 00:04:26,329 --> 00:04:29,212 the service costs five hundred thousand. 86 00:04:29,237 --> 00:04:32,589 And if you behave like this, I'll require three 87 00:04:32,614 --> 00:04:33,864 million. 88 00:04:36,806 --> 00:04:37,963 Dear citizen, 89 00:04:37,988 --> 00:04:42,167 amounts from three million rubles and above paid only by decision of the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, 90 00:04:42,192 --> 00:04:43,977 and for such incentives 91 00:04:44,002 --> 00:04:46,896 terrorist attack must be prevented. 92 00:04:46,921 --> 00:04:48,557 Understood? 93 00:04:48,582 --> 00:04:50,754 Well I have it there 94 00:04:50,779 --> 00:04:51,881 Shakespeare. 95 00:04:51,906 --> 00:04:53,887 Banal, but resonant. 96 00:04:53,912 --> 00:04:55,139 Viktor Sergeevich! 97 00:04:58,826 --> 00:04:59,632 What? 98 00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:02,297 The citizen left invitations to the performance. 99 00:05:02,322 --> 00:05:04,322 The first is for two faces, the second is for one. 100 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:06,347 This is the woman 101 00:05:07,260 --> 00:05:09,260 this is the tact. 102 00:05:09,298 --> 00:05:11,298 For two and for one. 103 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:14,967 Remembers what I have non-standard marital status. 104 00:05:14,992 --> 00:05:19,503 And not a citizen, but a madam. Especially for you. 105 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,120 And so that everyone would be there. 106 00:05:21,145 --> 00:05:24,775 - Viktor Sergeevich, is it possible... - No! It is forbidden. 107 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,600 We can't afford to become morally callous to oneself, 108 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:29,402 we must work on ourselves. 109 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:34,668 Moreover, the invitations are free. 110 00:05:34,693 --> 00:05:35,965 Let's post it! 111 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:37,784 First the money. 112 00:05:37,809 --> 00:05:40,552 Well, at least an advance. One hundred thousand 113 00:05:40,577 --> 00:05:42,212 will go. 114 00:05:42,237 --> 00:05:45,940 The decision on payment is made by head of regional department, 115 00:05:45,965 --> 00:05:49,839 and what will be the total amount, depends on your testimony. 116 00:05:49,864 --> 00:05:51,160 What are you, 117 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:53,682 You want to knock me over or something, right? 118 00:05:53,707 --> 00:05:54,640 You know what? 119 00:05:54,665 --> 00:05:56,000 Work yourself. 120 00:05:56,025 --> 00:05:57,639 Investigate. 121 00:05:57,664 --> 00:06:00,560 If you refuse, but the crime will still happen, 122 00:06:00,585 --> 00:06:02,455 then we can attract you according to the article 123 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,341 two hundred five point six - 124 00:06:04,366 --> 00:06:06,366 failure to report a crime. 125 00:06:06,391 --> 00:06:07,584 Criminal article. 126 00:06:10,801 --> 00:06:13,480 If the information turns out to be really important 127 00:06:13,505 --> 00:06:18,358 we will make every effort to ensure that you received a well-deserved reward. 128 00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:19,160 In kind! 129 00:06:19,292 --> 00:06:23,237 I, Denis Anatolyevich, I will not allow the corruption of personnel. 130 00:06:23,262 --> 00:06:24,519 Well, what happened? 131 00:06:24,544 --> 00:06:27,280 Well, why are you here for me? turn on the fool! 132 00:06:27,305 --> 00:06:30,160 Well I'm telling you: Android has no shame 133 00:06:30,185 --> 00:06:32,083 bares oneself a count of times. 134 00:06:32,108 --> 00:06:34,340 What kind of metropolitan habits are these? 135 00:06:34,365 --> 00:06:36,744 She... she undressed before going to bed. 136 00:06:36,769 --> 00:06:37,798 That's how I taught her. 137 00:06:37,823 --> 00:06:40,540 Well, then, relearn it somehow! 138 00:06:40,565 --> 00:06:42,240 Well, it’s not my hand walk with her here. 139 00:06:42,265 --> 00:06:44,942 I have a male team I don't have a brothel here! 140 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:47,040 Viktor Sergeevich! Well, I'm ashamed. 141 00:06:47,065 --> 00:06:49,000 Believe me, honestly. Ashamed. 142 00:06:49,025 --> 00:06:50,080 Do you know what? 143 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,967 You tell her yourself, in a fatherly way, speak too. 144 00:06:52,992 --> 00:06:54,600 She shakes her head perfectly. 145 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:58,475 All. And call me Viktor Sergeevich, call, call. 146 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,509 - Oh. - Yes. 147 00:07:00,246 --> 00:07:02,342 She wags her mustache. 148 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:03,807 Idiot. 149 00:07:05,372 --> 00:07:07,794 Do you love us, Shpenkov? 150 00:07:07,819 --> 00:07:09,245 With all my heart. 151 00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:12,080 Yes, if I were smart, I would I would go to the cops myself. 152 00:07:12,105 --> 00:07:13,660 To the police. 153 00:07:13,685 --> 00:07:15,795 - Yes. - Let's get down to business. 154 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:17,213 Well... 155 00:07:22,865 --> 00:07:24,764 Hello, Yurochka. 156 00:07:26,253 --> 00:07:28,253 Hello, Avdotya Bronislavovna. 157 00:07:28,278 --> 00:07:30,156 The name and patronymic are fictitious. 158 00:07:30,181 --> 00:07:33,448 - Well, bye... - Money later! He said it. 159 00:07:34,773 --> 00:07:36,773 How's life? 160 00:07:36,798 --> 00:07:38,933 Was it better in Soviet times? 161 00:07:38,957 --> 00:07:40,397 It's better now. 162 00:07:40,423 --> 00:07:41,832 There are more possibilities. 163 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:44,358 Beast machine! 164 00:07:45,853 --> 00:07:47,853 - Sample dialogue. - To the point. 165 00:07:49,466 --> 00:07:50,563 Oh! 166 00:07:50,588 --> 00:07:52,938 Yes, I'm happy with everything too Avdotya Bronislavovna. 167 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,866 Yes, this is the only car, Well, how can it be, it’s frustrating. 168 00:08:00,905 --> 00:08:01,930 Well, he's capricious. 169 00:08:04,806 --> 00:08:06,360 Should it be serviced or something? you'll have to give it up. 170 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:10,301 This is such money now! 171 00:08:10,326 --> 00:08:12,563 I can offer you a part-time job. 172 00:08:12,588 --> 00:08:14,369 Oh, I’m always ready to help. 173 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:18,082 - What kind of trade? - God's providence, Yura. 174 00:08:18,107 --> 00:08:20,323 Do you know my son-in-law, Victor? 175 00:08:20,348 --> 00:08:22,631 Met. Cloudy man. 176 00:08:22,656 --> 00:08:24,058 That's what I'm talking about. 177 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:27,063 My Tatyana is unhappy with him. 178 00:08:27,088 --> 00:08:28,930 Oh, my condolences. 179 00:08:28,955 --> 00:08:31,308 I wanted to get a divorce - 180 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:33,333 leaving him doesn’t let him go. 181 00:08:34,308 --> 00:08:36,308 Doesn't give divorce. He even hit me! 182 00:08:36,621 --> 00:08:39,580 Oh! So that's it for you, 183 00:08:39,605 --> 00:08:43,945 to our valiant police need to contact. They are sensitive people there. 184 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:44,842 They will help. 185 00:08:44,867 --> 00:08:47,236 I don't want to bother people in uniform. 186 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,958 Now, if you were offered to send him away. 187 00:08:50,983 --> 00:08:51,946 How are you? 188 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:54,279 Where should I go? 189 00:08:55,258 --> 00:08:57,258 Send me there. 190 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,886 Well, where will we all be in turn? 191 00:09:00,911 --> 00:09:03,265 You just need it 192 00:09:03,290 --> 00:09:05,425 Skip the queue. 193 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:07,450 Avdotya Bronislavovna, 194 00:09:09,119 --> 00:09:10,719 I'm afraid of blood. 195 00:09:10,744 --> 00:09:12,744 Strangle, it doesn’t matter. 196 00:09:13,966 --> 00:09:15,966 I can't live a living person. 197 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,686 I can't. 198 00:09:26,772 --> 00:09:29,311 Yura! Well, you made me laugh... 199 00:09:30,747 --> 00:09:34,712 To kill my son-in-law... Should I? Will I take such a sin on my soul? 200 00:09:35,191 --> 00:09:36,868 Yes, I was joking! 201 00:09:37,093 --> 00:09:39,093 And I fell for it! 202 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,911 - How much? - What is “how much”? 203 00:09:42,312 --> 00:09:44,769 How much money? Well, just for fun. 204 00:09:45,466 --> 00:09:48,210 Fifty thousand. Rubles. 205 00:09:56,112 --> 00:09:57,525 But seriously. 206 00:09:57,550 --> 00:09:59,550 No, well... No, I can’t do it myself. 207 00:09:59,575 --> 00:10:02,537 But I know friends, buddies. 208 00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:04,663 I'll bring my friends and introduce them. 209 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:08,266 they have a sense of humor here is one to one like yours. 210 00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:09,741 And I myself think: 211 00:10:09,766 --> 00:10:13,440 I will prevent crime I will do my best. 212 00:10:13,465 --> 00:10:15,164 I'll just take a fiver. 213 00:10:15,189 --> 00:10:17,384 P-five thousand rubles. M-to me for repairs. 214 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:20,501 Here 215 00:10:20,526 --> 00:10:22,313 you have one and a half thousand. 216 00:10:22,338 --> 00:10:25,241 You'll get the rest when 217 00:10:25,266 --> 00:10:26,787 Bring your own comedians. 218 00:10:27,107 --> 00:10:28,380 Again 219 00:10:28,405 --> 00:10:29,453 benefit. 220 00:10:29,478 --> 00:10:31,478 And don't joke with me, Yura. 221 00:10:37,529 --> 00:10:39,529 I'll curse you! 222 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,878 Well, why Grymova? decided to contact you? 223 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:45,829 So she knows me since childhood, she me... 224 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,210 Stuttering... I treated it. 225 00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:53,548 I stuttered terribly I even thought about quitting talking. 226 00:10:53,573 --> 00:10:55,746 - Speech therapist, or what? - No... 227 00:10:55,771 --> 00:10:56,435 Witch. 228 00:10:57,719 --> 00:10:59,327 Why am I asking for five hundred? 229 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,795 she, when she finds out, she 230 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,013 will cause damage. 231 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:06,818 So then you have to look for a specialist, to, well, take it off. 232 00:11:06,843 --> 00:11:08,831 This is also a waste. 233 00:11:08,856 --> 00:11:11,921 So why doesn’t she damage her son-in-law? 234 00:11:11,946 --> 00:11:13,946 She needs it urgently! 235 00:11:13,971 --> 00:11:16,911 And people were dying from it, I-I saw it. 236 00:11:16,936 --> 00:11:19,874 She's over there... The neighbor had a fight with her, so 237 00:11:19,899 --> 00:11:21,899 no doctor could cure it. 238 00:11:21,924 --> 00:11:24,080 Okay, go ahead announce to citizen Grymova, 239 00:11:24,105 --> 00:11:26,830 that they found the performers, They will come to negotiate in the evening. 240 00:11:26,855 --> 00:11:30,329 Here's the receipt that we have accepted your testimony. 241 00:11:30,354 --> 00:11:31,520 You know, here you go 242 00:11:31,545 --> 00:11:33,159 you 243 00:11:33,184 --> 00:11:36,654 the most unspoiled person here. Here 244 00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:37,720 you 245 00:11:37,745 --> 00:11:38,825 faith 246 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:40,459 return to the authorities. 247 00:11:40,484 --> 00:11:43,245 Well, arrange a reward, if so... 248 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,401 So he is... 249 00:11:45,426 --> 00:11:48,368 - He demands five hundred thousand. - What? 250 00:11:48,393 --> 00:11:49,572 Or maybe he needs more 251 00:11:49,597 --> 00:11:51,714 bed at the Kremlin wall? 252 00:11:51,739 --> 00:11:53,840 Let us express our verbal gratitude, diploma, 253 00:11:53,865 --> 00:11:55,233 Let's call work and that's enough. 254 00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:56,792 Well, that’s why they don’t like us. 255 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,896 Who doesn't love it? 256 00:11:57,921 --> 00:11:59,032 What are you saying here? 257 00:11:59,057 --> 00:11:59,800 Who doesn't love this? 258 00:11:59,825 --> 00:12:03,570 This is the police... they didn’t like it, no, It’s not that they “didn’t like” - they didn’t like. 259 00:12:03,595 --> 00:12:07,196 And the police, us, the population is ready to carry in their arms, 260 00:12:07,221 --> 00:12:09,124 It’s good that we don’t give in. 261 00:12:09,149 --> 00:12:12,225 Yes, I'm talking about the fact that people come provide trust. 262 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,676 - Moreover, a new law has come out. - I say: 263 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:18,221 Verbal gratitude, certificate and... 264 00:12:18,246 --> 00:12:20,246 Well, yes, yes. 265 00:12:20,271 --> 00:12:22,807 Check for 266 00:12:22,832 --> 00:12:25,030 one hundred thousand. 267 00:12:25,055 --> 00:12:26,230 But at the end of the day. 268 00:12:26,255 --> 00:12:30,080 Fine. Lyapin and Mokry under looking like civilians they will take the order, 269 00:12:30,676 --> 00:12:34,240 advance, if possible, we’ll stage it murder, photo, video if necessary, 270 00:12:34,265 --> 00:12:37,847 upon receipt of the remaining We'll take the amount. 271 00:12:37,872 --> 00:12:38,754 Fine. 272 00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:40,400 Well, I don't understand Why are they so gloomy? 273 00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:41,476 The money is not yours. 274 00:12:41,501 --> 00:12:43,501 - Colleagues are simply scared. - In terms of? 275 00:12:43,526 --> 00:12:45,266 Yes it is, well... 276 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:47,291 The customer is a witch. 277 00:12:47,316 --> 00:12:49,571 - Local witch. - Pseudonym Dunyasha. 278 00:12:49,596 --> 00:12:52,286 On the Internet they write “a strong medium, 279 00:12:52,311 --> 00:12:55,717 treats flu and impotence using photographs"… 280 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,711 And if she not only heals, 281 00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,957 but also cripples?! 282 00:12:59,982 --> 00:13:02,385 Why do they really say that they are a professional? 283 00:13:03,839 --> 00:13:05,839 - Dunyasha? - Yeah. 284 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,925 - These are bad jokes. -Are you serious? 285 00:13:11,426 --> 00:13:13,325 - Well... - This is obscurantism. 286 00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:14,935 Yes? 287 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,496 What do you think, 288 00:13:16,521 --> 00:13:18,661 Did Yulka put a love spell on me? 289 00:13:18,686 --> 00:13:21,108 Tanya thinks so and is even sure. 290 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,803 Are you... are you for real now or what? 291 00:13:22,828 --> 00:13:25,560 What can you do find an explanation for this 292 00:13:25,585 --> 00:13:28,240 so that a respectable officer 293 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:31,480 from a faithful wife left for another wife? 294 00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:34,760 I also have an upbringing, and strict rules myself... 295 00:13:34,785 --> 00:13:36,840 I still can't understand how it happened. 296 00:13:36,865 --> 00:13:39,040 So everything is correct. 297 00:13:39,065 --> 00:13:40,859 Guys, be careful. 298 00:13:40,884 --> 00:13:42,847 How can you be more careful here? 299 00:13:42,872 --> 00:13:45,920 body armor won't help. it's like radiation: 300 00:13:45,945 --> 00:13:48,778 we don’t see, but it acts. 301 00:13:48,816 --> 00:13:52,128 here, take it. have a drink and Spray it on yourself too. 302 00:13:54,089 --> 00:13:58,386 - Why are you playing the fool here? - Excuse me, is this alcohol or living water? 303 00:13:58,411 --> 00:14:00,679 Holy! 304 00:14:00,704 --> 00:14:04,362 I personally am at Epiphany I collected in the hole. 305 00:14:04,387 --> 00:14:06,168 That's it, go! 306 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,193 Guys, you are protected. 307 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:10,040 Enough! Humorist. 308 00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:13,916 Anna Nikolaevna, I’ll ask you to stay. 309 00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:23,842 I, Anna Nikolaevna, 310 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:25,867 I want to talk to you like family. 311 00:14:25,892 --> 00:14:27,433 Fatherly. 312 00:14:29,473 --> 00:14:32,053 I missed my daughter when I was young. 313 00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:35,019 She's abroad now 314 00:14:35,044 --> 00:14:36,418 and his nose doesn't show 315 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,666 Thank God at least 316 00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:40,613 I can see my granddaughter over there. 317 00:14:40,653 --> 00:14:43,998 That’s how it is too, you know, начиналось по молодости. 318 00:14:44,023 --> 00:14:46,135 Such frivolity and frivolity. 319 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,668 Maybe she also ran naked. But you 320 00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:51,693 разумный механизм. 321 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:56,293 Ну зачем вы разделись in front of Andrei Maratovich? 322 00:14:56,318 --> 00:14:58,960 But I’m not in front of him, but before going to bed. 323 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,493 Мне сказали, так делают. 324 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,293 Well, listen, the woman gets naked, well... 325 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:11,148 that is, he undresses, well, there, при муже, на медосмотре, 326 00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:14,120 в душе, там, не знаю, in a dark room, but since... 327 00:15:14,145 --> 00:15:16,235 But you ordered to be his bride. 328 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,240 Да вы... что вы. 329 00:15:17,265 --> 00:15:22,000 This is not an order, it was a secret move for.. for my wife. 330 00:15:22,025 --> 00:15:24,960 You saw it yourself an extremely exalted woman. 331 00:15:24,985 --> 00:15:29,121 And for everyone, you are the daughter of a deputy minister. 332 00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:30,431 Now everything is clear. 333 00:15:30,456 --> 00:15:33,280 Deputy Minister's daughter will not behave like that. 334 00:15:33,305 --> 00:15:34,566 I understand. 335 00:15:34,591 --> 00:15:35,312 And... 336 00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:39,128 somehow so unobtrusively 337 00:15:39,153 --> 00:15:41,851 Apologize to Andrei Maratovich. 338 00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:42,863 How is that? 339 00:15:46,573 --> 00:15:47,788 Once. 340 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:50,415 - I won’t go to her. - What? 341 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,358 - I won’t go to her. - Well then you're fired. 342 00:15:54,276 --> 00:15:56,156 Here is the dismissal report. 343 00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:57,417 Wet, you... 344 00:15:57,442 --> 00:16:00,241 So, don't be stupid. Take it from Lyapin water and get in the car. 345 00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:02,608 These are jokes for you, but I feel everything. 346 00:16:03,302 --> 00:16:04,975 It probably came from the bug. 347 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 So here's the report... 348 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,078 Lyapin, what about you? 349 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,271 What am I doing? Don't compare me. 350 00:16:13,296 --> 00:16:14,784 I'm sane. 351 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:16,809 That's it, I won't go alone. 352 00:16:17,619 --> 00:16:19,430 Anna Nikolaevna. 353 00:16:19,999 --> 00:16:21,446 How do you feel about mysticism? 354 00:16:21,471 --> 00:16:23,950 With prejudice. Obscurantism is everything. 355 00:16:23,975 --> 00:16:25,330 Glad to hear! 356 00:16:25,355 --> 00:16:28,100 It's awkward to ask you are you capable of feats? 357 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,125 I was made for them. 358 00:16:37,313 --> 00:16:38,099 Drink! 359 00:16:38,124 --> 00:16:40,124 Yes, we would agree and go. 360 00:16:40,773 --> 00:16:42,492 Drink! 361 00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:44,480 I'll see about it later. 362 00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:47,693 Why watch it? We are our own, we are from Yura. 363 00:16:47,718 --> 00:16:49,894 I will test you in my own ways. 364 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,867 Will you be able to get the job done? 365 00:16:54,892 --> 00:16:56,892 And for fifty thousand we can. 366 00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,748 Give me your palms! 367 00:17:05,385 --> 00:17:06,165 What's there? 368 00:17:08,039 --> 00:17:09,953 Drink coffee, drink. 369 00:17:09,978 --> 00:17:11,978 Give us yours. Come on, come on. 370 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:20,519 Do you like sweets? 371 00:17:20,726 --> 00:17:22,726 The forbidden fruit is sweet. 372 00:17:23,854 --> 00:17:25,566 Why exactly are we sitting in this fool’s car? 373 00:17:25,591 --> 00:17:27,312 I say, why are we sitting in this car? 374 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,337 I don't want to shine mine. 375 00:17:31,146 --> 00:17:32,146 Conspiracy. 376 00:17:43,993 --> 00:17:45,259 From afar you. 377 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,893 There is no humanity left in you at all. 378 00:17:54,426 --> 00:17:56,426 You will kill and not blink an eye. 379 00:17:56,879 --> 00:17:59,688 And you pretend to be the wrong one, who you really are. 380 00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:01,037 Where does the information come from? 381 00:18:04,252 --> 00:18:05,105 I'm a witch. 382 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:08,691 Are you afraid? 383 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:12,078 Is it possible to get to the point? 384 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:16,342 You can handle it. 385 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,840 What evidence should... what... 386 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,449 Photos with a corpse, 387 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,928 videos, 388 00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:25,273 - how do we bury it? - Nothing supernatural. 389 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,300 Everything just needs to be done tomorrow. 390 00:18:27,719 --> 00:18:29,719 - Will you fit in? - Let's get it done. 391 00:18:29,863 --> 00:18:31,730 And him too. Let's put it down. 392 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,200 It was high time to stop this vulgar relationship. 393 00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:35,870 Put a bold point in them. 394 00:18:35,895 --> 00:18:38,458 Mother-in-law says that you don’t give your wife a divorce. 395 00:18:39,412 --> 00:18:40,240 She's afraid 396 00:18:40,265 --> 00:18:42,120 my apartment, left from my parents, 397 00:18:42,145 --> 00:18:44,450 There's a trial on Wednesday, they'll divorce you and that's it. 398 00:18:44,475 --> 00:18:46,475 - Here she is... - Mother-in-law... 399 00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:50,778 Is she really a witch? Or is this figurative? 400 00:18:50,803 --> 00:18:51,880 Naturally! 401 00:18:51,905 --> 00:18:53,077 Evil spirit! 402 00:18:53,102 --> 00:18:55,378 Well, women are entirely evil spirits. 403 00:18:55,403 --> 00:18:57,958 I'm interested in Do your specific curses come true? 404 00:18:57,983 --> 00:18:58,960 I cursed a couple of times 405 00:18:58,985 --> 00:19:01,200 but I immediately accepted 150 vodka in one gulp 406 00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:02,553 and somehow it flew by. 407 00:19:02,578 --> 00:19:04,200 I don't really believe in her ability 408 00:19:04,225 --> 00:19:08,116 but my wife scared me every time, that your mother will turn you into a frog. 409 00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:12,294 - Is your wife with her? - There is no evidence. 410 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,520 All this is treacherous 411 00:19:13,545 --> 00:19:16,257 I’m even somehow ashamed in front of you. 412 00:19:16,282 --> 00:19:18,797 That's where, where the women are 413 00:19:18,822 --> 00:19:21,467 who carried men out of the fire before. 414 00:19:21,492 --> 00:19:24,273 here is my grandmother - darling, There is nowhere to put the sample. 415 00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:27,537 Previously, any woman was a monument, 416 00:19:27,562 --> 00:19:28,885 and now... 417 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,891 Relationship with a woman It’s better not to bring it to marriage. 418 00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:34,195 So what are we going to do? 419 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,640 Let's fake a murder. 420 00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:39,408 Tomorrow in the forest we will decorate you... 421 00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,377 - Take care of me! - Sorry! 422 00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:43,616 Let's dig it up and take a photo. 423 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,515 - I can’t do it tomorrow. - You don’t understand. 424 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:50,790 You don't understand, young man. 425 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,511 I have a premiere tomorrow. 426 00:19:54,007 --> 00:19:55,560 I work in the theater. 427 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,865 All the main roles are mine. 428 00:19:57,890 --> 00:20:00,209 And even though our artistic director is a woman, 429 00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:02,234 will unscrew my head and not figuratively. 430 00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:03,981 Just give her a reason. 431 00:20:04,006 --> 00:20:04,743 I've heard a lot. 432 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:08,680 And I, as you understand, there is no second cast. 433 00:20:08,705 --> 00:20:10,957 -Who are you playing? ― King Duncan. 434 00:20:10,982 --> 00:20:12,562 You are killed in the first act. 435 00:20:12,593 --> 00:20:15,630 Yes. Yes, there is a terrible tragedy there. 436 00:20:15,675 --> 00:20:19,643 Well then, what, they bang you on stage, you are a bullet to us, 437 00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:22,435 - And everything is real there. - Mm, yes. 438 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,460 Thank you, you are doing a good job. 439 00:20:25,187 --> 00:20:27,187 You are great fellows. 440 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:29,340 There's no point in slandering you. 441 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,720 Everyone is afraid of their mother-in-law, but you... 442 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,601 Warriors! 443 00:20:35,946 --> 00:20:37,458 So, gentlemen, slackers. 444 00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:39,800 We take shovels and tomorrow morning in the forest 445 00:20:39,825 --> 00:20:41,074 dig graves. 446 00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:44,067 - And I? - You come first! 447 00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:46,092 You'll live up to your name with a wet deed. 448 00:20:46,117 --> 00:20:47,523 And I love to dig. 449 00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:52,395 Yes, everyone here loves to dig. 450 00:20:53,076 --> 00:20:55,677 That's it, the sacrifice is ready, tomorrow we will kill. 451 00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:59,005 Why tomorrow? Let's bury today. We need to work more quickly! 452 00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:00,895 Not possible today! 453 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,546 - Our victim is a theater actor - Famous? 454 00:21:03,571 --> 00:21:04,579 Yes, good! 455 00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:07,220 Theater actor, with artistic director you had the honor of communicating recently. 456 00:21:07,245 --> 00:21:10,723 Therefore, we will only wet tomorrow after the first act. 457 00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:12,845 Otherwise, the problems will be worse than curses. 458 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,160 Andrey, I have to ask I forgive you for your actions, 459 00:21:29,185 --> 00:21:33,444 defamatory law enforcement officer. 460 00:21:33,469 --> 00:21:38,332 Well, as for defamatory actions, I've seen people like that 461 00:21:38,357 --> 00:21:40,899 yours is just a children's party, to be honest. 462 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,361 I didn't mean to put you in an awkward position. 463 00:21:48,899 --> 00:21:51,680 What prompted this action? 464 00:21:51,705 --> 00:21:53,024 if it's not a secret? 465 00:21:53,049 --> 00:21:57,123 Well, so that all the i’s are dotted put it away and move on, so to speak? 466 00:21:58,570 --> 00:21:59,529 Confused. 467 00:22:00,365 --> 00:22:01,497 What's the logic? 468 00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:03,135 Confused and undressed? 469 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,480 Well, yes. You are still a woman, 470 00:22:06,505 --> 00:22:10,878 and they can blurt out anything, and nothing can be done about it. 471 00:22:10,903 --> 00:22:12,350 Well, I'm still a woman. 472 00:22:13,413 --> 00:22:14,490 More than that. 473 00:22:16,690 --> 00:22:18,423 Well, let's go to hell. 474 00:22:25,992 --> 00:22:27,992 I'm not a woman, I'm an artistic director! 475 00:22:28,086 --> 00:22:31,421 Do you want freebies, citizens? To a rerun of Macbeth. 476 00:22:31,446 --> 00:22:33,702 Then go to the cashier and ask for a discount 477 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,222 with promo code "Prank"! I'm waiting for everyone! 478 00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:38,450 Did something happen to you? 479 00:22:38,475 --> 00:22:41,638 I brought you an invitation. You won’t come yourself, you won’t ask. 480 00:22:41,663 --> 00:22:44,393 I thought Andrey would invite me. 481 00:22:44,418 --> 00:22:45,970 But he is all busy with his bride. 482 00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,400 Promo code "Prank". 483 00:22:48,425 --> 00:22:50,989 Half price. Parterre possible. 484 00:22:51,014 --> 00:22:52,382 There will be boobs. 485 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:59,338 Man is a herd creature, he needs a shepherd, not love. 486 00:22:59,363 --> 00:23:01,363 So find some 487 00:23:01,388 --> 00:23:04,267 damn dress and burst into the premiere, huh. 488 00:23:04,292 --> 00:23:06,709 - There's no damn... - Why do you live? 489 00:23:06,734 --> 00:23:10,048 - Such a boring life. - Find a steeper neckline, 490 00:23:10,073 --> 00:23:12,620 Buy push-ups, don’t wear panties. 491 00:23:12,645 --> 00:23:16,077 But what about panties? Their still not visible... 492 00:23:16,102 --> 00:23:19,167 A woman without panties has a special look. 493 00:23:19,192 --> 00:23:22,440 Annushka, undress in front of men no need. It's too easy. 494 00:23:22,465 --> 00:23:25,677 Men generally love to pursue women. 495 00:23:25,702 --> 00:23:28,557 That's when they are too lazy to achieve, they go to prostitutes. 496 00:23:28,582 --> 00:23:33,280 But they don’t respect them for that, and you need to gain respect for yourself. 497 00:23:33,305 --> 00:23:35,067 Come on, what other questions? 498 00:23:35,092 --> 00:23:37,050 Nobody listens to jokes. 499 00:23:37,075 --> 00:23:39,320 Well, probably because jokes are needed 500 00:23:39,345 --> 00:23:40,872 - poison. - Poison? 501 00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:42,200 Poison. 502 00:23:42,225 --> 00:23:44,808 Doesn't matter. Take it directly with the stream and grass it. 503 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:46,502 The main thing is that it is in place. 504 00:23:51,057 --> 00:23:52,848 There are cutlets. 505 00:23:52,873 --> 00:23:55,158 I know. I prepared this. 506 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:57,724 Maybe together somehow... 507 00:23:57,749 --> 00:23:58,880 I can't. 508 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:01,133 I'm a woman. I don't eat after six. 509 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:08,183 - Bon appetit! - Thank you. 510 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,760 Annushka, one could agree. 511 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:14,855 It’s not necessary to eat but communicate, you know. 512 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,135 Tell me 513 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,160 - Do you miss me? - No. 514 00:24:20,385 --> 00:24:22,385 Now pretend. 515 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:25,301 I miss you very much, Denis Anatolyevich. 516 00:24:25,326 --> 00:24:26,960 I think about you every minute. 517 00:24:26,985 --> 00:24:29,080 I imagine how do you work there 518 00:24:29,105 --> 00:24:31,717 so talented and lonely 519 00:24:31,742 --> 00:24:34,502 making the world a better place. 520 00:24:34,527 --> 00:24:37,430 What kind of monster are we? 521 00:24:37,455 --> 00:24:38,839 raised. 522 00:24:48,323 --> 00:24:51,815 You absolutely must sleep with this Muscovite. 523 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,560 - Rude. - Sorry, damn it, 524 00:24:53,585 --> 00:24:55,588 I didn’t pick up any euphemisms. 525 00:24:55,613 --> 00:24:58,293 This kind of sex is simply necessary for a man. 526 00:24:58,318 --> 00:25:00,318 You will remember it for the rest of your life. 527 00:25:01,706 --> 00:25:03,920 Do you know how many did I make you happy? 528 00:25:03,945 --> 00:25:06,600 They are still passing 529 00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:08,400 they bow at their feet, yes, 530 00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:09,680 even with their wives. 531 00:25:09,705 --> 00:25:10,800 Don't think about Nastya. 532 00:25:10,825 --> 00:25:12,332 She is a real woman, wise. 533 00:25:12,357 --> 00:25:14,520 Nastya understands what is sex for a man - 534 00:25:14,545 --> 00:25:16,920 just a gift for a long memory. 535 00:25:16,945 --> 00:25:19,328 It is necessary. she herself will not provide this. 536 00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:21,353 - You know how many I... - Let's go without details. 537 00:25:22,444 --> 00:25:23,828 So. 538 00:25:23,853 --> 00:25:25,108 Where's the holster? 539 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:27,394 Yes, this is where you have your holster. 540 00:25:27,419 --> 00:25:29,880 Just like my father, for sure. 541 00:25:29,905 --> 00:25:32,200 Fifteen years ago one broke his heart, 542 00:25:32,225 --> 00:25:35,600 now it's ringing fragments. Come here. 543 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:38,800 Instead of to glue, assemble 544 00:25:38,825 --> 00:25:41,760 and start a new happy life. 545 00:25:41,785 --> 00:25:43,456 Get a good night's sleep with her, okay? 546 00:25:43,481 --> 00:25:45,466 and then live normally. 547 00:25:45,491 --> 00:25:46,640 Listen, maybe it's you 548 00:25:46,665 --> 00:25:48,120 started to be interested in men? 549 00:25:48,145 --> 00:25:51,040 What's going on in the theater? do they mix it into makeup? 550 00:25:51,065 --> 00:25:52,676 Or is it burnt cognac, I don’t understand? 551 00:25:52,701 --> 00:25:53,603 I'm ready. 552 00:25:58,733 --> 00:26:00,054 I'll wait in the car. 553 00:26:07,570 --> 00:26:11,074 Listen, she's just like a robot, but she's smart. 554 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:13,580 Keep your shoes. 555 00:26:14,326 --> 00:26:16,326 I talked to her while you were sleeping. 556 00:26:16,996 --> 00:26:18,680 You must today be at the premiere. 557 00:26:18,705 --> 00:26:20,880 Nastya will come too I agreed with her. 558 00:26:20,905 --> 00:26:22,280 So it will be interesting. 559 00:26:22,305 --> 00:26:25,282 A real performance will not play out on stage. 560 00:26:25,307 --> 00:26:26,600 We have a special operation. 561 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:29,682 You and Nastya have a special operation in the fifth row, eighth place. 562 00:26:29,707 --> 00:26:31,446 I won't come anyway. 563 00:26:31,477 --> 00:26:32,920 Not discussed. 564 00:26:32,945 --> 00:26:34,040 I'll arrange it. 565 00:26:34,065 --> 00:26:35,675 You know, I arranged... 566 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:43,553 Comrade Major! 567 00:26:46,346 --> 00:26:47,151 Hello! 568 00:26:47,677 --> 00:26:49,977 Vaughn claims to be an artist. 569 00:26:50,906 --> 00:26:52,906 - Which? - Derevianko, what? 570 00:26:53,293 --> 00:26:55,136 Well, we know Pavel Derevyanko. 571 00:26:55,161 --> 00:26:58,018 We know, love and appreciate. And we are proud that 572 00:26:58,043 --> 00:27:00,263 We live with him at the same time. What about you, citizen? 573 00:27:00,626 --> 00:27:02,626 - Why did you take it? - Drunk brawl. 574 00:27:03,686 --> 00:27:05,533 Well, at least the article is an actor's one. 575 00:27:05,565 --> 00:27:07,565 Listen, damn it... 576 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,040 Yesterday we relaxed with friends. 577 00:27:10,065 --> 00:27:12,680 He smoked a lot and swore indecently, yes? 578 00:27:12,705 --> 00:27:15,309 In short, we are filming a movie here. 579 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,273 Well, are you kidding me or what? 580 00:27:17,298 --> 00:27:19,480 Well, well, look, I'm just without makeup. 581 00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:21,400 Look, damn it. 582 00:27:21,425 --> 00:27:22,273 Here. 583 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:26,848 Well? 584 00:27:28,405 --> 00:27:30,268 Can anyone confirm your identity? 585 00:27:30,301 --> 00:27:31,520 Crap. 586 00:27:31,545 --> 00:27:32,775 Of course it can! 587 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:38,134 My phone, give me your phone. 588 00:27:41,696 --> 00:27:43,190 That's it, fucked up. 589 00:27:43,235 --> 00:27:44,450 So, who's there? 590 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:47,371 Tsekalo. Do you know producer Tsekalo? 591 00:27:47,396 --> 00:27:49,715 - Well, we know Tsekalo. - I’ll call him now. 592 00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:50,560 Right now I'm telling him... 593 00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,836 That's it, yeah. 594 00:27:55,553 --> 00:27:58,360 - Yes, who is it? - Sash, hello. 595 00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:00,140 Who are you? 596 00:28:01,666 --> 00:28:05,050 - Sash, it’s me - Pasha. - Sashi, Pasha. 597 00:28:05,075 --> 00:28:06,620 Yes, for..li, pranksters. 598 00:28:06,645 --> 00:28:07,663 What do you mean, San? What are you doing? 599 00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:09,395 So, are there adults there? 600 00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:11,854 Damn, the guys detained me, in short. 601 00:28:11,879 --> 00:28:13,241 Good morning! 602 00:28:13,266 --> 00:28:14,318 Who are you? 603 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,343 Major Pozharsky. 604 00:28:16,368 --> 00:28:18,195 Well, I believe it. 605 00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:19,515 I believe you. 606 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:20,799 What do you mean, San? 607 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,169 I'm Derevianko, Sash, what the hell are you doing? 608 00:28:23,194 --> 00:28:24,400 San! 609 00:28:24,425 --> 00:28:25,737 I'll tell you this, major. 610 00:28:25,762 --> 00:28:28,539 I have known Pasha Derevianko for a long time. 611 00:28:28,564 --> 00:28:30,289 Pasha is a tall man, 612 00:28:30,314 --> 00:28:33,180 beautiful body. Well, this one is kind of ugly. 613 00:28:33,205 --> 00:28:34,463 What the hell are you doing anyway! 614 00:28:34,488 --> 00:28:36,647 Yes, that's it! Yes, thanks for helping. 615 00:28:37,178 --> 00:28:40,548 Guys, I don't know, maybe he Sanya, he's kidding... 616 00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:42,580 Judge if... Where I have Tsekalo's number? 617 00:28:42,605 --> 00:28:44,292 - Where? - Yes, this is not Tsekalo. 618 00:28:44,317 --> 00:28:46,080 Well, it seemed to me too something is not similar at all. 619 00:28:46,105 --> 00:28:47,860 You mean not Tsekalo, damn it?! 620 00:28:47,885 --> 00:28:50,806 What are you doing?! Tsekalo not Tsekalo! And I’m not Derevianko! 621 00:28:50,831 --> 00:28:52,831 Do you even recognize Putin here? 622 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,856 - Are you kidding me?! - Putin? 623 00:28:54,881 --> 00:28:57,309 Putin is tall, 624 00:28:57,334 --> 00:29:03,555 heroic shoulders. He's sexy and 625 00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:05,580 - talented. - Yes. 626 00:29:08,193 --> 00:29:10,011 Well, damn it, damn it! 627 00:29:11,858 --> 00:29:13,229 Viktor Sergeevich! 628 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:16,815 Andrey! 629 00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:21,805 I'm here. 630 00:29:21,830 --> 00:29:23,224 Lock the door with the key. 631 00:29:31,122 --> 00:29:33,122 - What's wrong with you? - Attack. 632 00:29:33,957 --> 00:29:36,250 - Which? - Panic. 633 00:29:37,727 --> 00:29:38,915 Panic attack? 634 00:29:46,491 --> 00:29:48,491 It started after the divorce. 635 00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:50,700 Started 636 00:29:50,912 --> 00:29:52,433 mechanism 637 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,332 fear and suppression. 638 00:29:54,363 --> 00:29:57,200 It burns so much from the inside, 639 00:29:57,225 --> 00:30:00,047 I just can’t move. 640 00:30:03,393 --> 00:30:05,393 Hold me. 641 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,890 Come on, come on. Hug. 642 00:30:20,406 --> 00:30:21,578 Tell. 643 00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:25,140 "Everything will be fine". 644 00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:27,804 - Everything will be fine - No, well, you do something like that 645 00:30:27,829 --> 00:30:29,829 say something life-affirming. 646 00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:32,627 Everything will be fine! 647 00:30:32,652 --> 00:30:34,484 Say "Let's go"! 648 00:30:34,509 --> 00:30:35,785 Let's go! 649 00:30:35,810 --> 00:30:39,040 My God, what a shame! 650 00:30:39,065 --> 00:30:43,786 Well, you understand, You can't go to a shrink... 651 00:30:43,811 --> 00:30:45,580 Where is it... 652 00:30:45,605 --> 00:30:47,964 And then this bitch came from Moscow, 653 00:30:47,989 --> 00:30:50,254 and I stopped sleeping at night. 654 00:30:50,279 --> 00:30:52,279 This morning, can you imagine? 655 00:30:52,304 --> 00:30:55,815 on the can it read "troubled son". 656 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,174 I was so scared that I barely made it to the office. 657 00:30:59,199 --> 00:31:00,696 About fifteen minutes 658 00:31:00,721 --> 00:31:02,540 I looked at watercolors. 659 00:31:02,565 --> 00:31:03,879 It didn't help. 660 00:31:06,084 --> 00:31:07,727 That's it, 661 00:31:07,752 --> 00:31:09,433 it seems. 662 00:31:11,617 --> 00:31:13,150 Since then 663 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,844 how my daughter ran away from you from the wedding, 664 00:31:15,869 --> 00:31:17,869 It seemed like things couldn't get any worse. 665 00:31:18,019 --> 00:31:18,784 No. 666 00:31:19,566 --> 00:31:21,566 Life never lets you get bored. 667 00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:23,707 Maybe it's time to forgive your daughter? 668 00:31:23,732 --> 00:31:25,419 How many years have passed? 669 00:31:25,444 --> 00:31:26,832 Бог простит. 670 00:31:26,857 --> 00:31:28,483 Там у меня 671 00:31:28,508 --> 00:31:30,185 take it in the box, you know. 672 00:31:31,788 --> 00:31:32,880 Вон 673 00:31:32,905 --> 00:31:35,080 how old are you 674 00:31:35,105 --> 00:31:36,960 discouraged me from getting married. 675 00:31:36,985 --> 00:31:38,640 And on the other hand - 676 00:31:38,665 --> 00:31:40,480 I think maybe that's right - 677 00:31:40,505 --> 00:31:43,548 не женился и I didn't have to get a divorce. 678 00:31:50,313 --> 00:31:52,823 Ну, вы чё там? 679 00:31:53,519 --> 00:31:55,018 When do you bury it? 680 00:31:55,064 --> 00:31:56,779 Tonight. 681 00:31:56,804 --> 00:31:58,045 Как вечером?! 682 00:31:58,070 --> 00:31:59,798 А премьера? Theater? 683 00:31:59,823 --> 00:32:01,118 What are you doing?! 684 00:32:01,143 --> 00:32:05,680 There will be a mayor, these patrons of the arts, even management comes from the region, 685 00:32:05,705 --> 00:32:06,880 There will be a terrible judgment 686 00:32:06,905 --> 00:32:08,920 and you're going to show not to come? 687 00:32:08,945 --> 00:32:10,295 Come on, finish it early. 688 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,360 So I have an actor from the theater, 689 00:32:12,385 --> 00:32:13,600 It's impossible to kill before. 690 00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:15,865 He plays the king, he has no understudy. 691 00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:16,920 In the first act he is killed. 692 00:32:16,945 --> 00:32:19,880 Well then, let's how they will kill him there and you finish him right away. 693 00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:21,120 And bury it quickly 694 00:32:21,145 --> 00:32:24,080 And somewhere not in the forest, but right in the city, in the park. 695 00:32:24,105 --> 00:32:27,440 There, water the grass with blood and that’s it, back to the theater. 696 00:32:27,465 --> 00:32:31,257 I'll cover you in the first act, and in the second, let’s do it ourselves. 697 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,677 Who will you go with? 698 00:32:34,721 --> 00:32:36,080 With both. 699 00:32:36,105 --> 00:32:38,972 There's enough shit for me there. 700 00:32:38,997 --> 00:32:40,038 Between them. 701 00:32:40,063 --> 00:32:43,960 Today in our city theater there will be a high-profile premiere of "Macbeth" 702 00:32:43,985 --> 00:32:46,151 Shakespeare himself today comes on stage... 703 00:32:46,176 --> 00:32:47,100 Please come in. 704 00:32:48,201 --> 00:32:49,542 Very nice, yes. 705 00:32:51,572 --> 00:32:52,838 Please. 706 00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:58,028 But this will be cooler than Shakespeare. 707 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:00,519 - Hello! - Hello, dear! 708 00:33:04,264 --> 00:33:05,995 Let me take you there myself. 709 00:33:06,965 --> 00:33:07,975 Please. 710 00:33:09,866 --> 00:33:12,961 What second-hand store are you at? Did you buy this dress? 711 00:33:12,993 --> 00:33:15,725 Then tell me the address, yes. And don't cry! 712 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:17,971 Let's go, let's go... 713 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,996 - Good afternoon! - Kind, kind. 714 00:33:36,677 --> 00:33:38,610 Tomato juice? 715 00:33:38,635 --> 00:33:39,833 Have you stopped drinking? 716 00:33:39,858 --> 00:33:41,171 Why did you quit? 717 00:33:41,196 --> 00:33:43,196 There's just no desire. 718 00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:46,367 - Hello, Yulenka! - Hello, Tanechka! 719 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,160 How so? 720 00:33:49,185 --> 00:33:51,650 So young and no desire. 721 00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:55,975 - Who beat it back? - Tanya, look at yourself. 722 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,478 Of course, we got used to the glass, driven to hell. 723 00:33:58,503 --> 00:34:00,503 - Uh... -Quiet! 724 00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:03,200 I barely managed to stay in this world, 725 00:34:03,225 --> 00:34:05,175 pancreas for release. 726 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,478 Take your hand away... 727 00:34:08,998 --> 00:34:09,722 ...those. 728 00:34:11,790 --> 00:34:13,167 More like art. 729 00:34:26,645 --> 00:34:28,360 Who is this bloodied one? 730 00:34:28,385 --> 00:34:30,680 He gives us 731 00:34:30,705 --> 00:34:33,955 Judging by the look, he can tell 732 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,980 about the rebellion. 733 00:34:36,005 --> 00:34:37,013 ABOUT! 734 00:34:37,038 --> 00:34:39,293 It's that sergeant! 735 00:34:39,318 --> 00:34:41,626 Brave, kind warrior. 736 00:34:41,651 --> 00:34:43,040 He saved me 737 00:34:43,065 --> 00:34:44,320 - from captivity. - Sorry. 738 00:34:45,957 --> 00:34:46,823 Sorry. 739 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:50,988 Sorry. 740 00:34:51,963 --> 00:34:53,500 Oh, good evening! 741 00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,005 It's busy here. 742 00:34:58,037 --> 00:34:59,780 - By whom? - You know? 743 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:01,960 Oh, Andrei Maratovich won’t come. 744 00:35:01,985 --> 00:35:04,425 He's having surgery. 745 00:35:06,253 --> 00:35:07,935 I also have surgery. 746 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,120 But I came, as you can see. 747 00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:17,580 Boris Anatolyevich, dear. Hello. 748 00:35:17,605 --> 00:35:19,355 You're on vacation, in a sanatorium. 749 00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:20,920 Yes, to be honest, I 750 00:35:20,945 --> 00:35:22,649 I miss Anna Nikolaevna. 751 00:35:25,252 --> 00:35:28,417 I would like to talk to her for five minutes, huh? 752 00:35:28,442 --> 00:35:31,236 No strength. Well, just five minutes, no more. 753 00:35:31,261 --> 00:35:32,962 Are you going to masturbate again? 754 00:35:32,987 --> 00:35:34,762 Listen. 755 00:35:34,787 --> 00:35:37,524 It's not my fault what you created her in the image and likeness of my Anya. 756 00:35:37,549 --> 00:35:40,089 Borenka, excuse me, but that’s it. 757 00:35:40,114 --> 00:35:41,964 I'm crazy about her. 758 00:35:41,989 --> 00:35:43,120 Enough! 759 00:35:43,145 --> 00:35:45,303 I won't let you near her. 760 00:35:45,328 --> 00:35:46,201 All! 761 00:35:48,582 --> 00:35:50,199 Let me in. 762 00:35:56,765 --> 00:35:59,173 You have a beautiful dress. 763 00:35:59,198 --> 00:36:00,681 And yours is brilliant. 764 00:36:02,108 --> 00:36:02,864 Thank you. 765 00:36:03,665 --> 00:36:05,197 Borya, I’ve known you for fifteen years. 766 00:36:05,222 --> 00:36:06,712 You need help. 767 00:36:06,737 --> 00:36:09,669 I have a friend, a psychotherapist, he will help you close the gestalt. 768 00:36:09,694 --> 00:36:11,504 Fight, pull yourself together. 769 00:36:11,529 --> 00:36:12,972 - Borya! I understand. - Give me the key. 770 00:36:12,997 --> 00:36:15,362 Your unfortunate bride I understand, I... 771 00:36:15,387 --> 00:36:17,177 - Lord. If... - Just give me the key. 772 00:36:17,202 --> 00:36:18,480 ...I knew it would be like this 773 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:21,875 I would never do her in her image and likeness. 774 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:23,402 You won't get her back! 775 00:36:24,122 --> 00:36:24,800 Fight... 776 00:36:24,825 --> 00:36:26,080 Oh... 777 00:36:26,105 --> 00:36:27,120 Right now I... 778 00:36:27,145 --> 00:36:28,200 Heart... 779 00:36:28,245 --> 00:36:30,640 It became bad because you. Why are you... 780 00:36:30,665 --> 00:36:31,560 Oh! 781 00:36:31,585 --> 00:36:32,571 Give me some... 782 00:36:35,685 --> 00:36:38,285 - I said, give me the key! - I won't give you the key. 783 00:36:56,386 --> 00:36:58,199 Yes, Andrei Maratovich? 784 00:36:58,224 --> 00:37:00,224 No, Svishchev has not been killed yet. 785 00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:03,652 It's customary to wait at the dressing room. 786 00:37:03,684 --> 00:37:04,951 Quiet! 787 00:37:06,845 --> 00:37:09,101 Oh... 788 00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:10,200 Give me a pill. 789 00:37:10,225 --> 00:37:10,840 That's enough... 790 00:37:10,865 --> 00:37:11,800 Give me a pill. 791 00:37:11,825 --> 00:37:13,080 What are you doing? 792 00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:14,160 How do you... 793 00:37:14,185 --> 00:37:15,199 Ah... 794 00:37:23,832 --> 00:37:25,652 Where is she? 795 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,677 I ask where is she? 796 00:37:39,393 --> 00:37:40,581 How did you survive it? 797 00:37:41,906 --> 00:37:43,906 Macbeth betrayed you, stabbed you, 798 00:37:44,213 --> 00:37:45,450 How are you coping? 799 00:37:46,339 --> 00:37:47,698 And I'll tell you. 800 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,925 And I have a little secret. 801 00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:04,668 For single ladies! 802 00:38:04,693 --> 00:38:05,535 To the bottom! 803 00:38:14,866 --> 00:38:16,592 He's not here. 804 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:17,823 At the buffet? 805 00:38:17,848 --> 00:38:19,151 Understood. 806 00:38:24,236 --> 00:38:28,399 Andrei Maratovich, he is with your neighbor in a state of heavy alcoholic... 807 00:38:28,424 --> 00:38:29,800 What did you say? 808 00:38:29,825 --> 00:38:31,494 Yes, you can say in the city..but. 809 00:38:34,226 --> 00:38:36,280 So, fellow guest workers, 810 00:38:36,305 --> 00:38:37,620 by the power given to me from above, 811 00:38:37,645 --> 00:38:38,560 I'm promoting you to cops. 812 00:38:38,585 --> 00:38:39,824 Crawl out, change clothes! 813 00:38:40,968 --> 00:38:48,038 But you, Lyapin, 814 00:38:49,304 --> 00:38:50,177 hold it. 815 00:38:51,617 --> 00:38:53,064 Mr. Svishchev. 816 00:38:53,089 --> 00:38:54,955 You are disrupting the operation. 817 00:38:54,980 --> 00:38:59,414 - Now we should be... - what do you understand, iron lady. 818 00:38:59,439 --> 00:39:00,520 And you, I see 819 00:39:00,545 --> 00:39:03,118 решила всех мужиков обогреть, да? 820 00:39:03,143 --> 00:39:04,480 No way. 821 00:39:04,505 --> 00:39:05,890 I'm not a heater. 822 00:39:05,915 --> 00:39:08,395 А я тебе хочешь скажу, кто ты? 823 00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:11,964 Бездушная столичная кукла! 824 00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:15,202 Lead the way, king! 825 00:39:17,005 --> 00:39:18,320 Mr. Svishchev! 826 00:39:18,345 --> 00:39:20,080 Nastya, you... 827 00:39:20,105 --> 00:39:21,960 You need to know your worth. 828 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:23,090 ABOUT! 829 00:39:24,245 --> 00:39:27,240 - My favorite! - So, Nastya, it’s not up to you. 830 00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:29,536 А чего это мы убились раньше времени, а? 831 00:39:30,193 --> 00:39:32,761 Goddess, wait for me at the exit! 832 00:39:33,676 --> 00:39:34,938 Goddess! 833 00:39:36,869 --> 00:39:37,502 Understood! 834 00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:46,270 Вы что не могли его остановить?! 835 00:39:46,295 --> 00:39:47,956 Я думала, водка его остановит. 836 00:39:47,981 --> 00:39:49,981 Vodka accelerates, Anna. 837 00:39:51,770 --> 00:39:52,897 Свищева нам уже не догнать. 838 00:39:52,922 --> 00:39:55,561 ну всё, он в оладушку превратился. 839 00:39:55,586 --> 00:39:57,542 We drag him to the toilet. We'll end there. 840 00:40:01,801 --> 00:40:03,607 So that no one understands? 841 00:40:03,632 --> 00:40:04,809 Anna, you're on a roll. 842 00:40:18,691 --> 00:40:20,839 You can’t calm him down, he mumbles something. 843 00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:28,037 I buried it there a little. 844 00:40:28,062 --> 00:40:29,443 What do you have? 845 00:40:29,468 --> 00:40:31,468 - Killed? - Draw a hole! 846 00:40:36,637 --> 00:40:38,249 ABOUT! 847 00:40:38,274 --> 00:40:40,274 This is a good one. I took it from my mother-in-law. 848 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:48,120 Intermission. 849 00:41:01,770 --> 00:41:03,129 Is he not breathing? 850 00:41:06,892 --> 00:41:08,892 - Slav, he’s not breathing. - Well, are you done? 851 00:41:11,118 --> 00:41:12,044 You can forward it to me later. 852 00:41:13,806 --> 00:41:14,732 Nastya. 853 00:41:16,347 --> 00:41:17,260 Killed. 854 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,520 Nastya, wait Nastya. 855 00:41:23,590 --> 00:41:24,523 Killed. 856 00:41:25,776 --> 00:41:27,100 Killed. 857 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:28,903 They killed the king! 858 00:41:28,928 --> 00:41:30,421 The king was killed. 859 00:41:32,219 --> 00:41:33,585 They killed the king! 860 00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:40,656 Eh! 861 00:41:40,681 --> 00:41:41,835 I'm risen! 862 00:41:54,495 --> 00:41:55,851 I don’t understand what are you doing, huh? 863 00:41:55,876 --> 00:41:57,632 Okay, calm down. This is all make-believe. 864 00:41:58,213 --> 00:41:59,339 Is he alive? 865 00:41:59,364 --> 00:42:00,283 Got drunk. 866 00:42:00,308 --> 00:42:01,200 Professional artist. 867 00:42:01,225 --> 00:42:02,684 Well, you bastard! 868 00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:05,388 We will find them, Mr. Mayor. 869 00:42:05,413 --> 00:42:09,298 It's wrong when evil from the stage descends into the toilet. 870 00:42:09,323 --> 00:42:11,323 At least for people in the theater should be safe. 871 00:42:11,348 --> 00:42:13,250 Let's find it! Officer's word! 872 00:42:13,275 --> 00:42:14,576 Triumphantly! 873 00:42:14,601 --> 00:42:15,649 Here. 874 00:42:15,674 --> 00:42:17,674 We'll find it triumphantly. 875 00:42:17,699 --> 00:42:23,134 Yesterday at the premiere of "Macbeth" in our district a real tragedy played out in the theater: 876 00:42:23,179 --> 00:42:24,789 unknown maniacs, just... 877 00:42:24,814 --> 00:42:27,347 Well, in general I had to quit right there, on the spot. 878 00:42:27,372 --> 00:42:28,564 He cried 879 00:42:28,589 --> 00:42:30,034 repented. 880 00:42:30,059 --> 00:42:31,868 It's a pity there is no video. 881 00:42:31,893 --> 00:42:34,293 I would review and review. 882 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:37,237 Thank you very much. We are very grateful to you. 883 00:42:39,566 --> 00:42:40,278 Yeah. 884 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,344 A! 885 00:42:44,740 --> 00:42:47,320 And now you're under arrest for attempted murder. 886 00:42:47,345 --> 00:42:48,789 And you will go as an accomplice. 887 00:42:48,814 --> 00:42:50,814 Yurka, Judas, eh... 888 00:42:56,998 --> 00:42:59,240 Dead fire 889 00:42:59,265 --> 00:43:01,520 bring burning damage to them, 890 00:43:01,545 --> 00:43:03,167 inevitable trouble... 891 00:43:03,192 --> 00:43:05,816 So that your belly is empty, 892 00:43:05,841 --> 00:43:08,360 so that male power cools down. 893 00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:12,086 And you, and you, and you... 894 00:43:12,118 --> 00:43:13,779 A-ah-ah!!! 895 00:43:13,804 --> 00:43:14,535 A! 896 00:43:23,279 --> 00:43:24,908 I almost peed myself in fear! 897 00:43:24,933 --> 00:43:28,014 And my mother-in-law ground garlic into my underpants. 898 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:29,073 Young. 899 00:43:29,098 --> 00:43:31,441 - What? - From the evil eye and damage. 900 00:43:31,466 --> 00:43:33,839 It really burns! 901 00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:36,087 Fuck! Why are you laughing? 902 00:43:36,112 --> 00:43:38,481 Is this where your bathtub is? 903 00:43:38,506 --> 00:43:39,722 Where is your bath? 904 00:43:43,275 --> 00:43:43,967 Moron! 905 00:43:45,514 --> 00:43:46,409 Oh, thank you! 906 00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,985 Well what? For you, for us, for resonance! 907 00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,112 What, don’t you like beer? 908 00:44:24,278 --> 00:44:25,667 Definitely possessed. 909 00:44:25,692 --> 00:44:27,040 Leave the mysticism! 910 00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:29,200 Did you see yourself on Saturdays? 911 00:44:29,225 --> 00:44:30,783 Devils, not people! 912 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:33,880 Andrey Maratovich, I added Anna Nikolaevna as a friend... 913 00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:34,507 Well done. 914 00:44:34,532 --> 00:44:38,862 Yes, but in her photos only cats and flowers. 915 00:44:38,887 --> 00:44:40,480 What did you want? 916 00:44:40,505 --> 00:44:42,004 Drunks? Corpses? 917 00:44:42,029 --> 00:44:43,631 Galuzo? 918 00:44:43,656 --> 00:44:46,640 No, well, in the family environment. 919 00:44:46,665 --> 00:44:50,280 I started studying from our deputy minister, 920 00:44:50,305 --> 00:44:52,153 no daughters. 921 00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:56,120 - Only sons. - So? 922 00:44:56,145 --> 00:44:58,160 I have to tell Galuzo, 923 00:44:58,185 --> 00:45:01,477 and then he’s over there for her like to your own daughter. 924 00:45:01,502 --> 00:45:03,601 And I'm sure they're digging under it. 925 00:45:03,626 --> 00:45:05,416 Andrey, it’s better to be on the safe side. 926 00:45:14,555 --> 00:45:15,419 Hello. 927 00:45:15,450 --> 00:45:18,003 Hello. Where is Viktor Sergeevich? 928 00:45:18,028 --> 00:45:20,028 In ambush with you. 929 00:45:21,405 --> 00:45:25,600 Yes. There's just a chase was. We separated. 930 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:28,400 He has a phone His phone is out of reach. 931 00:45:28,425 --> 00:45:31,560 Yes. I thought I was just home already. 932 00:45:31,585 --> 00:45:34,012 Don't worry, I'll find it. 933 00:45:34,052 --> 00:45:35,399 Where did you go upstairs? 934 00:45:42,858 --> 00:45:44,858 ABOUT! Hello. 935 00:45:45,113 --> 00:45:48,060 Listen, well, we need to warn you, that we are in an ambush. 936 00:45:48,429 --> 00:45:50,293 - Hello. - Hello. 937 00:45:50,318 --> 00:45:51,721 Tanya, go. 938 00:45:51,746 --> 00:45:53,280 go, go, kitten, Let's figure it out now. 939 00:45:53,305 --> 00:45:54,816 I... I'll be right there. 940 00:46:03,355 --> 00:46:05,806 Anna Nikolaevna is not the same who he claims to be. 941 00:46:12,659 --> 00:46:13,865 What are you talking about? 942 00:46:15,253 --> 00:46:17,253 Yes, I don’t even know how to say this. 943 00:46:18,457 --> 00:46:21,472 She's acting very strange. She's either an alien or... 944 00:46:21,497 --> 00:46:23,497 - Android. - Android? 945 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,476 Who said "android"? 946 00:46:29,631 --> 00:46:32,655 So, Viktor Sergeevich, Honestly, why did they send it? 947 00:46:33,679 --> 00:46:35,901 Honestly, I don't know. 948 00:46:37,146 --> 00:46:39,870 Well, don’t you understand - this is the time. 949 00:46:39,895 --> 00:46:41,407 Moscow is all on edge. 950 00:46:41,432 --> 00:46:43,384 They probe by region, like what and how. 951 00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:46,501 Well, the composition is personal don't make a fuss - be quiet. 952 00:46:46,815 --> 00:46:50,234 - Like an auditor? - I tell you honestly, I don’t know. 953 00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:51,675 Why did you just come here? 954 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:53,362 Come on, old man! 955 00:46:53,387 --> 00:46:54,765 Go home, calm down. 956 00:46:54,790 --> 00:46:57,598 And I'll call upstairs, If I find out anything, I'll tell you. 957 00:46:57,623 --> 00:46:58,598 - Good? - Yeah. 958 00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:01,779 Let's. 959 00:47:05,519 --> 00:47:06,705 Are we still in ambush? 960 00:47:08,179 --> 00:47:09,642 What, is it not clear? 961 00:47:20,312 --> 00:47:22,312 Why are you here? 962 00:47:23,046 --> 00:47:25,966 No, well, a naked woman this is not a reason to worry. 963 00:47:25,991 --> 00:47:27,434 You said it was a cover, I believed it. 964 00:47:27,459 --> 00:47:28,518 But cutlets... 965 00:47:29,527 --> 00:47:31,315 She cooks better, I admit. 966 00:47:31,340 --> 00:47:32,335 Here. 967 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,360 I'm bringing mine back. Everything is fair. 968 00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:35,796 I can give you the recipe. 969 00:47:36,885 --> 00:47:38,081 Enough. 970 00:47:38,106 --> 00:47:40,757 The winner must be supportive It's not worth trampling. 971 00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:44,067 Andryush, tell me, 972 00:47:44,092 --> 00:47:45,234 ты их ел? 973 00:47:45,753 --> 00:47:47,506 Maybe a couple. 974 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:48,704 Семь штук. 975 00:47:49,846 --> 00:47:51,200 I threw it straight into the firebox. 976 00:47:51,225 --> 00:47:53,105 Without even pleasure, really. 977 00:47:53,130 --> 00:47:54,813 I am not your love... please, 978 00:47:54,838 --> 00:47:56,539 she is now in a safe place. 979 00:47:56,564 --> 00:47:57,905 believe that I'm yours 980 00:47:57,930 --> 00:47:58,689 невесте 981 00:47:58,714 --> 00:48:00,013 I don’t write jealous letters. 982 00:48:00,038 --> 00:48:02,038 Nasten, come on, not everything a poem, please, well. 983 00:48:02,063 --> 00:48:03,912 Listen, this is important. 984 00:48:03,937 --> 00:48:05,937 я сокращу. So... 985 00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:08,949 Забыла. Lord, I always remembered. 986 00:48:08,983 --> 00:48:12,278 When happiness is pennies, you will spend it with your dear friend... 987 00:48:12,566 --> 00:48:15,462 This is when you will enjoy everything, what's wrong with her... 988 00:48:15,494 --> 00:48:18,323 Pozharsky, it will be night, then don't come to me. And... 989 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,127 There's something there... And... and... 990 00:48:21,152 --> 00:48:23,416 And I won’t help you in any way, and I won’t heal you. 991 00:48:23,441 --> 00:48:26,170 Akhmatova, of course, is more accurate, but... 992 00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:27,245 But from the heart! 993 00:48:33,286 --> 00:48:34,490 Pozharsky! 994 00:48:35,269 --> 00:48:36,568 I'll tell you 995 00:48:36,593 --> 00:48:37,823 suggested an orgy. 996 00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:44,217 You can't even imagine I'm so offended and ashamed. 997 00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:47,560 Yes maybe I'm not a queen, yeah... 998 00:48:47,585 --> 00:48:49,200 but the maid of honor - for sure! 999 00:48:49,225 --> 00:48:52,690 And I won't let you take advantage of me. 1000 00:48:59,319 --> 00:49:03,019 She thinks that you and I are a man and a woman. 1001 00:49:04,993 --> 00:49:05,922 I understand. 1002 00:49:13,113 --> 00:49:14,888 What is this? 1003 00:49:14,913 --> 00:49:16,490 This is food and vodka. 1004 00:49:16,515 --> 00:49:19,320 Have a heart-to-heart talk dot the i's. 1005 00:49:19,345 --> 00:49:21,277 Throw and ascend. 1006 00:49:21,302 --> 00:49:23,302 Place the dots. 1007 00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:27,638 Anna Nikolaevna, What I hate most in life is hypocrisy. 1008 00:49:27,663 --> 00:49:30,015 I shudder when I see... 1009 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,040 Hypocrisy is bad. 1010 00:49:32,065 --> 00:49:34,065 Well then why the hell are you lying... 1011 00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:39,103 What was that? 1012 00:49:48,746 --> 00:49:50,955 A Chukchi and a Russian are traveling in the compartment. 1013 00:49:50,980 --> 00:49:53,214 After a while the Russian says: 1014 00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,022 Why are you swallowing pills? 1015 00:49:55,047 --> 00:49:56,173 and then you squeak? 1016 00:49:56,198 --> 00:49:58,198 Pee-pee-pee... 1017 00:49:58,223 --> 00:50:00,223 And I take this medicine, however. 1018 00:50:01,179 --> 00:50:02,400 And it says: 1019 00:50:02,425 --> 00:50:03,647 After the appointment 1020 00:50:03,672 --> 00:50:04,304 food. 1021 00:50:04,329 --> 00:50:05,130 Hold it. 1022 00:50:06,646 --> 00:50:09,296 Aliens who kidnapped a drunken Russian 1023 00:50:09,321 --> 00:50:12,717 could not stand the persuasion and Still, they let him steer. 1024 00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:16,943 Do you want swear words? 1025 00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:20,349 What kind of person are you? 1026 00:50:21,648 --> 00:50:23,372 Anna Nikolaevna? 1027 00:50:23,809 --> 00:50:25,139 Phew! 1028 00:50:29,037 --> 00:50:29,912 Meet... 1029 00:50:29,937 --> 00:50:31,927 Your project is under my leadership. 1030 00:50:31,952 --> 00:50:34,638 - Where is Chagalov Denis? - My heart couldn’t stand the separation. 1031 00:50:34,663 --> 00:50:36,857 - Why are you... - Corpse. It was yours, it became ours. 1032 00:50:36,882 --> 00:50:39,091 I was in your area and then the current brought it here. 1033 00:50:39,116 --> 00:50:40,255 ...a suspect now? 1034 00:50:40,608 --> 00:50:43,677 - Well, you were sitting there... - We have a free country! 1035 00:50:44,323 --> 00:50:45,857 This is not a game, Pozharsky! 1036 00:50:45,882 --> 00:50:47,882 And the pursuit of the suspect. 1037 00:50:47,907 --> 00:50:49,513 Yes, I just didn’t have enough breathing space. 1038 00:50:49,538 --> 00:50:51,255 It should be enough. Breathing is not a pension! 1039 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,771 They seem like nice young people. 1040 00:50:52,796 --> 00:50:55,295 Are you acting disorderly? lifestyle, I don't know. 1041 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,320 Be more of a woman than a cop. 1042 00:50:57,345 --> 00:51:00,474 - What woman? ― Russian woman of the middle zone. 1043 00:51:00,522 --> 00:51:03,403 Listen, mother! We are without We will not avenge you for Vaska!